sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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(via rendezvouswithm3)

“1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.”
kingofconeyisland:

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.
songs-about-leaving:

Andrew Jackson Jihad - Brave as a noun

songs-about-leaving:

Andrew Jackson Jihad - Brave as a noun

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(via meetyourinnerstrength)