May 2013
tiger-lilies-and-tortelini:
*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
evilnerdproductions:
“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“
“You would be so much cuter with make up-“
“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“
“You shouldn’t wear that-“
“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“
April 2013
lordofthepringles:
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.